eatsleepbreathesupernatural:

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

mommydirection94

d0nn0:

Stop scrolling

Snails have 5 assholes

Okay keep scrolling

(via rj4gui4r)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via heyfunniest)

i-dont-care-what-u-say:

adirectiongirl:

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes

My mom said no, but I do it anyway 

(via livinlike-alli)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(Source: urbanclictionary, via livinlike-alli)